The Dildo Beach Club

Top Chef fans, you know what I'm talking about. Whenever Jeff is on screen, and they show his subtitle (which features where each chef works) I always think his says "The Dildo Beach Club". The first time I saw it, I rewound the DVR just to double check. He is from South Beach, after all. Turns out, it says "The Dilido Beach Club" . . .and when I looked it up online, it's actually the "DiLido Beach Club." None of which have anything to do with dildos. I guess that explains why he didn't do more with bananas. . .

By the way, it's 71 degrees there right now. Check out their page: DiLido Beach Club

Or better yet, here's a pic:

"I want to go to there." -Liz Lemon