Phew. Still recovering from last night? I know I am. The singing! The dancing! The really cheesy sets and Dead Actor Montages. . .it's almost too much. So. . .now for what everyone cares about. . .the dresses!
Miley Cyrus
Seaweed shouldn't be pale and glittery. And what's with the belt?
R for ridiculous
Marion Cotillard
It looks like on Project Runway when they run out of time and just throw some tulle on the bottom. And another belt? Argh.
P for poofy
Beyonce Knowles
She must have an anaconda who told her he don't want none. Could this dress be any more unflattering? Yes. It could have a belt.
Y for yikes
Taraji P. Henson
Fuh-nomenal. This is how it's done
A for amaaaazzzzing!
Sarah Jessica Parker
My Barbie had a dress like this. Except hers didn't have a super lame belt. ARGH!
M for Mattel
Jessica Biel
Her dress just barfed up some fabric. Too much pre-partying?
H for hungover
Sophia Loren
"I'm Chiquita Banana and I'm here to say. . ."
S for spray tan
Virginia Madsen
You can't hide it from me. . .I see it. . .a BELT!!!
A for arggghhh!!
Alicia Keys
This pic doesn't do it justice, but this dress was pretty cool. Prom makeup, notsomuch.
N for need better pic
Amanda Seyfried
Remember when you'd put your mom's dresses on from the 80's and they were slightly too big for you? It's like that. With a hideous bow.
B for bedsheets and bows
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok - and I can't decide what to give up for Lent, so I'm having another poll. Look to the left, vote on what I should give up, and I'll let you know how it goes! You can also comment with any suggestions that aren't listed, but do it soon! Lent starts on Wednesday!
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