Ochenta y Cinco

Chad Johnson has legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco (extra! extra! read all about it!) in honor of his number, 85 (oh, and of his huge ego). Kinda funny because 85 in Spanish is Ochenta y Cinco. Ocho Cinco just means 8 5. But uh, ok.

Seriously? This guy is nuts. And his coach is sick of him. So, Marvin Lewis, here's some advice - trade him. Trade him to a team that has retired #85.

Options:
Detriot Lions (Chuck Hughes)


"Rawr! Soy Numbero Uno!"

St. Louis Rams (Jack Youngblood)


"Hola! Tengo grandes melones!"

Quite the choice, but something tells me CJ (or COC now. . .?) would choose da 'Lou. Make that 2 somethings.